Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

by musicman1993 September 26, 2010

lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other

Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes

by magones May 5, 2016

Spongebob with no eyes

A code word used at local ice cream trucks to imply the buying of Marijuana

"Yeah I'll have a spongebob with no eyes"
"How many"
"4 grams"

by Googooberry September 24, 2019

Hoe-ey

(adjective | noun ) A profanic word used to describe trashy, easy women . An extra women used only for sexual motives and self pleasing benefits

Tell him to get a divorce because your not a hoe-ey.

Have some respect for yourself and don't be hoe-ey.

Ex: someone else other than your girlfriend Or wife

by Hoe-ey creater June 30, 2016

karen's eyes

The process of rubbing poo in your eyes until you get an infection known as pink eye.

Stay away from that girl, she got den Karen's Eyes.

by Toofunnytolive October 10, 2017

hazel eyes

soemthing i swear i have and have been in denial for years. if you have brown near the pupil and greenish near the outer ring, it's hazel- not bRoWn.

Me: "Do I have hazel eyes?"
My classmate: -jealousy sets in-"...no theyre brown"

by <3Zainab<3 February 18, 2022

ups eye town

A town full of inverted eyes.

Backwerds, ups eye town, got me running, running round down.

by Hairy Paulsack March 2, 2009