California Bag Lunch

Eating a large amount of Bush’s beans and vomiting into a gaped butthole and sealing the butthole with plastic wrap.

Father: Son, your mother and I met over a craigslist ad of her asking for someone to give her a California Bag Lunch.

by DarthLesbian May 14, 2019

Alaskan Sleeping Bag

When a man falls through the ice in Alaska into the frigid water. So in an effort to warm him, you strip off his clothes, you place his freezing body in a sleeping bag. Then strip off your own clothes, climb into the sleeping bag, and proceed to fuck him up the ass until he has regained warmth.

Oh Shit! That guy just fell through the ice.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.

by Sasquatch Jr. September 14, 2022

Tea-Bag Together

When one person sucks the other’s balls while they suck on two actual tea-bags.

John: You know Marta? We tea-bagged together.
Tyler: You what?
John: Y’know, when you get your balls sucked while sucking on some tea-bags; that’s when you tea-bag together.

by Skulker May 24, 2018

Ball bag Vagina

trousers are a tad tight on a man around the undercarriage causing the seam of the trousers to ‘split’ the ball thus creating a ‘vagina’.

I was sat on the tube and the man opposite had a ball bag vagina

by Assassin006 November 20, 2013

Douche-Le-Bag

Someone who annoys you in the middle of class but you're trying to be "proper" about your frustration.

Sara said to Gabe: "Natalie is such a douche-le-bag."

by bootybuttthreethousand November 10, 2022

walking bag of hormones

A walking bag of hormones is basically somebody, a teenager more specifically, who has lots of hormones going on.

A teenager is a walking bag of hormones.

by xxSpyxx February 5, 2014

Milk Bag Buff

A form of giving boob sex where the breasts are moved out of unison, alternating the left and right breast in circular motions creating a "wax on, wax off" pattern.

Alternately, having sex with a Canadian package of bagged milk, though not as enjoyable.

"she had her boobs in her hands tossing them up and down... I think she was practicing for that milk bag buff she's been promising me"
"dude, you are so lucky! she has such great milk bags!"

by WifeyKnowsBest September 12, 2011