second hand smoke

when someone is smoking/vaping and they blow it into your mouth
usually something you ask for

‘is that mango ice? can you second hand smoke me?’
‘sure man’
*blows smoke into mouth*

by lalalalallalalalakal December 2, 2023

Ole Pee Pee Hands

An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.

“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”

by Wild turkey 193 April 10, 2019

One-hand tuck

Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.

Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.

When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.

Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."

Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."

by OstracizedElite May 23, 2015

second-hand sugar

benefits that a person derives from a friend who has a sugar daddy

Andrea: Where did Mary get that purse? I though Brena was the one with a sugar daddy...
Jess: Yeah, but Brena is always passing along the gifts and taking friends on free trips. It's second-hand sugar.

by aep90 September 10, 2020

Golden hands

When a man is talented woth his hands.

This electrician can fix anything. Send golden hands over to fix it! He will get the job done.

by Kevin coates October 28, 2023

Heritage Hand

In video chat forum classes, when ypu use "rqise your hand" tool, but then forget to "unraise" the hand, you are left with a Heritage Hand icon on your screen...an old hand symbol that is out of date.

Teacher: Is that you with another question?
Student: Oops, that's just a heritage hand, sorry.

by MegaHuge September 8, 2021

Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by anonymous June 8, 2022