Someone pretending to deliver deep wisdom by dressing up obvious truths in impressive-sounding buzzwords.
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ziad’s gonna call you out on your “larping” (even if it’s a false positive). whether you’re pretending to like something or being something, ziad’s gonna be sniffing around for an ounce of larp. please be careful when reposting some of your interests, because Ziad’s gonna call you out on it, and it could lead to harmful behavior.
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ziad’s gonna call you out on your “larping” (even if it’s a false positive). whether you’re pretending to like something or being something, ziad’s gonna be sniffing around for an ounce of larp. please be careful when reposting some of your interests, because Ziad’s gonna call you out on it, and it could lead to harmful behavior.
(written by @rotoballpointpen)
Person 1: i lovee post rock my favourite band is have a nice life
Person 2: LARPPPPPPPPPPP
ZOLS ( Ziad Obsessive Larp Syndrome )
Person 2: LARPPPPPPPPPPP
ZOLS ( Ziad Obsessive Larp Syndrome )
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Get the write for a large audience. mug.Two people who can’t let go of their past memories with each other. They say that they’re just friends but in reality they’re in love with one another. They go out with lots of other people even tho in the end they crave each other. They support each other even when it hurts to see them with someone else. Lying to themselves that they are okay with being just friends. But have no way of becoming more again. Hoping to find each other someday in the future again. They fell for each other probably because of their mutual weirdness, humor and a good friendship. They got each other’s backs. Always.
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Person 1 - He's really procastinating hard isnt he?
Person 2 - Yeah he always does this. But don't worry, he will pull a Lars eventually. He always does!
Person 2 - Yeah he always does this. But don't worry, he will pull a Lars eventually. He always does!
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Get the pull a Lars mug.A chronically unaware driver who sets up shop in the left lane of any major Florida highway, treating it less like a passing lane and more like a reserved cruise control runway. Left Lane Larry doesn’t discriminate—he might be a local with a “Salt Life” decal and a sunburned arm out the window, or a snowbird tourist in a rented Altima with both hands on the wheel and a wide-brimmed hat still on indoors.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
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