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Vagina Hoe

noun: One that specializes in the vaginal branch of the "Hoe" profession. This craft has become so diluted by other types of "hoe-ing" (such as Butt Hoe) and poor Vagina Hoe skills (due to laziness) that a possible pending extinction of the profession has become a popular issue, going so far as to raising "Vagina Hoe Awareness" among its fans.

Love and respect for the dying art form has even resulted in a street (understandably) being named after the Vagina Hoe profession in La Quinta, California: Calle Vallejo (Spanish for Vagina Hoe Street).
Excuse me, Fake Andrew, do you serve any Vagina Hoes here? No? That's a shame. Don't you know about Vagina Hoe awareness? Respect the art.
by AyandesS, baby. Who else? December 12, 2012
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hoe-case

a condom case a man hoe carries around everywhere.
Dustin: We are going to Las Vegas tonight, leave the girlfriend at home.
Chris: Awesome! I will pack my hoe-case.
Matt: Dude remember to polish it. Hoes like shiny things.
by Elle7113 July 24, 2013
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Pre-Mature Hoe

When a girl doesn't dress her age and acts like an adult,or When a girl is a trick to the eye because she doesn't look her age
I was at the mall yesterday and I looked to my left then to my right, and all I could see in sight were these pre-mature hoes.
by IAmTBH May 5, 2012
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hoe show

Act of dating a girl just to brag about having a girlfriend. To try to be all sexy infringe of men while ur out with ur boyfriend and he acts like a pimp. Also an imnsult to call a girl a prude is to call her a ho to show. Or when a girl dresses like a ho skank but wont do anything like a ho so she is only a ho to show. When a ho inishiates u with her body and u listen to her but then she wont do what hos do and one is dissapointed. A girl who shows more than she is selling and does false advertising. Girls who u want to be seen with to get hot girls jealous
A hot girl walks by in a mini skirt and a seethrough top and shams her butt. "Hey u want to bang? "Www I have a purity ring." What a ho to show. Ho to show
Ho to show ho to show hoe show
by kentyoyoyo January 8, 2012
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Hoe

A Woman thats skilled at Sexual Favors and or Girlfriend,Wife,Baby Mama.
Ay dog i'm in serious need of a Hoe!

You mean a fleshlight?
by Milfer23 March 25, 2011
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Ankle-bitting hoe

Someone who copy your style.
Cole: Hay look Ryan is wearing the same shirt you wore yesterday

Mikel: I know he is such an ankle-bitting hoe.
by mummbler August 19, 2011
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hoe hunt

verb
both a past time and scientific endeavor. To observe (many) hoes at work, typically done at night from a car while driving down a street.
E-14th Street in Oakland is a great place to hoe hunt.
Dude, grab your camera! It's past nine o'clock; time to hoe hunt!
by LEOakland August 5, 2011
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