No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

by UHIT September 19, 2022

Still Hand

The person in a fixed card game who is dealt the winning hand.

Kid can sniff out a still hand from a mile away.

by PCooper May 6, 2008

Hand Sandwhich

The act of placing both hands palms facing each other around ones erect Penis. Thus creating a sandwhich while masturbating.

Justin went home and gave himself a Hand Sandwhich.

by Kiefman420 July 8, 2022

Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.

No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.

by Money MT May 19, 2010

Kenabeek Hand Grenade

when one fisherman jerks another fisherman off into his own ass hole

Sharteen made Cuckberry give him an Kenabeek Hand Grenade last night

by OneSleevedBandit December 24, 2024

Second Hand Gayness

when a gay male shows affection to a straight male even though he knows he is as straight as a pole.

John: that gay man just winked at me
Jeremy: bro thats second hand gayness

by anonymous March 29, 2021

hands

Hands. Just like the one you (probably) have. They're full of germs and they touch things they're not supposed to.

"Oh my god..i have..hands.."
"Its 3am please just go to bed"

by luckyliquid September 29, 2023