Dirty Dora

Queen of Spades
Dirty Dora is the name for the queen of spades in the game of hearts because the object of the game is to have the fewest points and taking Dirty Dora gives you thirteen all in one card while each heart is only worth one.

I was dealt Dirty Dora and had so many spades to back her up I just bided my time until I had the perfect opportunity to play that card on the one player who was beating me to put me in the lead.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys July 16, 2018

Dirty Kungl

An intimate act of sexual intercourse, which involves tying a dogs to a bed, so that it lays on it's back with it's legs open and bound. You then proceed to lubricate either the rectum or vagina (whatever your vice) with homemade Vaseline, and make rough, dry love to the unlubricated hole. Then, before climax you pull out and ejaculate in the lubricated hole.

My girlfriend was away today, so I gave her dog a Dirty Kungl.

by Daniel Rose July 26, 2006

Dirty Jodi

A Dirty Jodi smells of cigarettes and booze on a Sunday morning.

Whoa! That girl is a Dirty Jodi.

by MrsAwesome May 21, 2019

dirty confessional

similar to the dirty sanchez, only the female must first ask to be forgiven for all her sinz. after pounding her anus unmercifully, the male then procedes to bless her by painting a chocolate cross on her forehead with his fudge covered johnson. traditionally done on sunday mornings.

"After her dirty confessional, Kimmy couldnt poo right for a week, and she had an undeniable craving for pudding popz."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

dirty cock

the penis of a man who loves to have anal sex

also could be used when refering to oral sex after anal sex!

Bobby fucked me in my ass last night, and i actually gave his dirty cock head, what was i thinking?

by Burn8604 July 1, 2006

dirty sanchez

While having sex, the man puts his finger in the woman's asshole. He pulls his finger out an wipes it on her upper lip giving her a shit moustache.

I gave her a dirty sanchez.

by Tommy K. July 15, 2008

Dirty Gary

The act of masturbating to porn and ejaculating into a piece of toilet paper, later, putting that piece of toilet paper in the toilet and forgetting to flush the toilet. Later your mother gets home and believes it is mucus and makes you stay home sick.

"Dude are you coming snowboarding with me tomorrow?"

"No, I can't I just pulled a Dirty Gary and my mom thinks im really sick"

by PACO-PACO March 26, 2010