blue waffles

somebody told you to look this up. it's not waffles that are blue.

I love blue waffles for breakfast

by kaj333 December 2, 2023

blue santa hat

a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.

“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”

by pasha63 December 7, 2023

Blue Santa

When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.

"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"

by D Kay December 18, 2023

Potomac Blue Crab

Crab

Before work, I crab for Potomac Blue Crabs on the Rochambeau Memorial Bridge.

by Bob.S.Got October 16, 2019

Blue Collar Mouth

When a women’s mouth looks like she gives a long, quality, and labor intensive blow job. Similar to those of a pornstar that May look like the girl your talking to.

Bro 1: dude I matched with this hot girl on tinder.

Bro 2: show me a picture of her.

Bro 1: she’s got a pretty smile.

Bro 2: yeah dude she got one of them blue collar mouths!

Bro 1: yeah you right.

by Its_spooli_boi October 23, 2019

Confused Blue-balls

This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.

"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"

by American Chicken October 27, 2019

Blue Vessel

When a bitch grabs a lace/string that's used for consuming heroin or when getting blood drawn, and proceeds to wrap it around your bicep so a vein will pop out. She then grabs a sharp object and cuts it open or she grabs something pointy (a straightened paperclip for example) and punctures the vein.

Fredward: You know that stupid bitch I met in the bar last night? Nigel: Yeah what'd you do with her? Fredward: That busty bimbo gave me a blue vessel!

by Doodles is Hung November 4, 2019