cincinnati nut roll

When you spend the night drinking draft beer and salted peanuts, and then the next morning you drop a steaming deuce on your girls chest.

She wanted an Amber Heard but i gave her a Cincinnati nut roll also

by Cincinnati Bob June 4, 2022

Nut-War

A nut-war is the exact halfway point of a process, investigation, or any other event. This usually replaces the words "In the middle of" and "halfway through"

James: Hey Sam! Do you want some coffee?
Sam: No thanks, I'm in a nut-war with making tea."

Nigel: Have you written all of the names?
Jill: No, but I'm in the nut-war of writing them all down.

by Ramrodai December 30, 2024

supercritical nut

A climax so powerful that it causes permanent damage within the male testicular region mainly the balls. Once experiencing this the male usually feels large amounts of euphoria and adrenaline as semen is shot out everywhere draining the males testicles. This massive shot blasts at velocities so powerful it ruptures the inner lining of the genitalia causing permanent damage.

John: Where’s joe?
Peter: He’s in the hospital.
John: What for?
Peter: He’s experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro wicked skill issue.

by broken_nova147 June 1, 2021

NUTS

Go to hell

Karen: Hey, why aren’t you talking to me, I’m sorry I cheated on you.

You: NUTS

by Sentinelstu505 May 18, 2020

Cute Sneaky Nuts

The worst group chat in the world. Full of annoying parxies.

I blocked Cute Sneaky Nuts months ago!

by frootdick November 9, 2019

Bucket O' Nut

When one internally ejaculates within a sexual partner and watches as their orifice leaks bodily essence. Sometimes shortened as B.O.N.

"Hey you know Tracy?"
"Yeah I know her, cute girl with the thicc butt right?"
"Yeah I spilled a Bucket O' nut in that."
"Nice bro"

by Lightn'Thicc October 22, 2018

kamakazi nut

When you are about to bust when you are beating the fuck out ya meat and you yell you’re parents name and bust before they get there

I was beating my meat and I kamakazi nut and I didn’t get caught

by The meme lord of all lords October 6, 2017