hand mullet

If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.

by susil19 June 2, 2016

second hand slut

When an ugly girl thinks she is the shit because her hot friends get attention. She mistakes her friends attention for her own. It gives her a big ego.

Dude, Kennedy is such a second hand slut. She thinks the attention she gets from guys is towards her but its actually toward her hot friends.

by chuckschuckles April 21, 2025

Houston Hand Puppet

Having Ones Fist Up Their Partners Ass, Pushing Up To The Stomach, Mimicking The Alien Scene With Your Very Own Houston Hand Puppet Bulging Through Their Stomach

i gave my first houston hand puppet to my sister!

by FuckBullfrog July 31, 2022

got hands

can catch or fight really well

Ryan: (impressed) Dude's got hands.
Xander: I think they're paws, actually.
Ryan: Whatever. We can definitely use him on the team.

by johnzilla1126 September 14, 2025

Hands pants

When you catch someone with there hand in there pants, not pockets like in the pants like between pants and undies.

“Omg look it’s hands pants”

“Shut up hands pants”

by Crustytoast July 29, 2019

HAND

"Have a Nice Day" sarcastically, also H.A.N.D.

"HAND," A shop owner might say to a very difficult customer before they leave.

by ^BobL^ November 26, 2023

Edward Pizza Hands

A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.

"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."

by Quinterrogator February 12, 2022