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Mexi Mumble

When a person smokes too many "mexis," and begins to converse with the people around him/her, unknowingly speaking a collaboration of past dreams, experiences, or just straight random non sense. Absolutely nothing this person says makes any sense. The only thing this person needs to do is stop smoking so much to get back to a normal level in which the average person can actually understand what they are trying to say.

Only a person who has attained the same level of high, is able to understand what that person is attempting to say. Other people will perceive this "conversation" as evidence that they are either too high or need to be admitted into the looney bin.

Either way, they sound like rambling buffoons on drugs. Everyone agrees, including them.
Person 1: Can I buy your truck for a can of tuna socks yesterday?

Person 2: Oh, shit. No one let Carl hit it again, he's got that Mexi Mumble bullshit going again. He's cut off!
by Maui_Momma13 July 2, 2022
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Mexican MudPie

Is where sawdust gets stuck in your asscrack from all the ass sweat
Man, it's so hot out today that I think I have got a Mexican MudPie brewing
by Kizz9 July 6, 2022
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Mexican Sonogram

A sex act involving a man with pencil thin mustache and a stick of butter. After rubbing the stick of butter on a bloated woman’s stomach he will then finger her butthole.
Mark Mexican sonogrammed that bitch Kirstin last Tuesday.
by Bia, Lai July 9, 2022
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mexican elevator

A finger going up the ass is known as a Mexican elevator
My husband likes to give me a Mexican elevator when he’s feeling frisky
by FreddyM July 11, 2022
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mexican babysitting

Hiding money strange places so nobody will find it mexican babysitting .
Mexican babysitting.The prostuite always “Mexican babysitting her money . “She glued the money inside her wig. Mexican babysitting. Hides money places no one will find . Mexican babysitting hides money strange places in your house . Or other strange places no one will ever find .
by Mexican babysitting July 13, 2022
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Mexican Popsicle

The sexual act of giving a Mexican guy fellatio while inserting ice cubes in his anus.
Person 1: "Tina missed the party because she was too busy with Jose!"

Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"
by TheDarbster July 20, 2022
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Mexico Cruise of 2007

In 2007 on a cruise ship in Mexico, 35 yr old Eric Quandingle gathered everyone's attention as he pulled a pink balloon and a can of loaded potato soup out of his pocket. He blew up the balloon and then proceeded to remove his red Nike Hyper Shift shoe from his left foot. He then tied the pink balloon to the back of the shoe. At this point everyone on the cruise was watching Mr Quandingle, confused about what the fuck he was doing. He then opened the can of soup and tipped the whole thing into the shoe. "Y'all watch this shit!" screamed Eric as he put the shoe to his mouth and did a shoey, gulping down the soup until the shoe was empty. All the passengers started to chant "Eric, Eric, Eric!" and he loved the attention so to keep the hype going, he ran to the pool and frontflipped in. It was epic
Damn, I'd be real mad if I wasn't on the Mexico Cruise of 2007
by slqur July 21, 2022
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