ass fart friday

friday; ass fart friday that is

“Happy ass fart friday my sexy mamas”

by hamgirl5678 November 4, 2020

Juggle fart

When you fart, then slurp it, and do this again and again.

Dav - Imma juggle fart my boi.
*Octopus slurping noises*
Noé - Please stop.

by Kheyzeno November 4, 2020

double end fart

When farting in a sitting position, a fart splits at the butthole, a portion of the fart goes up the front and the back at the same time, both making a different sound at once.

It sounded like two people farted, but it was just a double end fart from one person.

by Thekeegster November 5, 2020

fart monkey

the moment when a monkey farts

darn that was a fart monkey

by Ancdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz November 6, 2020

Leg fart

when you feel a fart, in your leg.

"i'm feeling like there's bumps in my leg"
"oh, a leg fart?"
"the hell's that"

by Sossololpipi November 7, 2020

Old fart

You

Boomer: ok kid
kid: ok old fart

by #pandalover September 30, 2020

Faux Fart

When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.

Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.

Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.

by A. Massey October 3, 2020