The Spengi Hand

The Spengi Hand describes the act of a notorious lecher, who fiercly rubs his dirty unwashed hand at the mons veneris of an illuminated fat ugly girl. The Spengi Hand is mostly performed in public crowded places, such as bars or clubs, where the notorious lecher easily can find compliant attendees for his perverted craving.

Random drunk guy at a bar: What the fuck is this bald dude in the corner doing over there?
Another drunk guy: Hala tze gaha bu.

Random drunk guy: Are you a fucking retard? I don´t understand a fucking word.

The other guy: Sorry, I just ate a Biscotti Wiscotti. It´s hard to talk with it in the mouth. I think this guy is doing a The Spengi Hand.

Random drunk guy: O Lord The Spengi Hand! I´m sad now.
The other guy: Me too.

by BiscottiWiscotti March 15, 2018

hand trampoline

slang term for a butt that i (kaylor) just invented

hamnd trampoline
:hand trampoline

by ham trampiline February 02, 2021

hand pop

The sodas in the coolers by check out lanes

Hey do you have a drink? Ya man I grabbed a hand pop on the way out of the store

by Relyt hsilgne December 09, 2024

Second-Hand Faggot

Someone who doesn't smoke a bundle of cigarettes and walks by someone who does.

Faggot, originally known as a faggot, which is a bundle of sticks lit on fire.

Man I was walking down the street and this girl was smoking a pack of cigarettes and blew it in my face, so I told her

"don't make me no second-hand faggot nah."

by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 17, 2025

grab a handful

Generally referring to wide open throttle while operating an ATV, Motorcycle, Snowmobile, or any other twist or squeeze throttle operation on motorized vehicles.

"I was coming up to this real steep hill on my snowmobile and it had a massive drift on top so I had to Grab a handful and hung on!

by Karlos69 March 17, 2017

Second Hand Pussy

When you're the second, or later person to have either protected, or unprotected intercourse with a lady in the last 12 hours or so.

Different from sloppy seconds because it implies the last guy(s) used a condom or did not cum inside.

Last night Robbie hooked up with a party slut. He had no idea he was getting second hand pussy though, and just assumed that was her usual tightness.

by SGboss May 15, 2023