somas cat

soma went to the toilet for a wee wee and accidentally urinated on the cat. Therefore somas cat!

oh wow you really benfelled it so hard and did a somas cat

by kal1b May 2, 2025

Cat

A cute fluffy ball of love that mooches off u for ur food but u let it because of how cute it is

Is that a cat

Yup

U know it will just mooch off of you

But it’s so cute

by A person who skateboards April 7, 2020

Shat On A Cat

To ruin one self's or another's chance to get pussy.

Guy 1: Dude I didn't end up getting laid last night
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?

Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.

Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.

by Kiirah June 2, 2018

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh

Marsh is the most intelligent and prettiest girl in the world. She’s very lovable who will dazzle everyone around her. Not only is she clever, but she’s also good at art, music and sports!!!! Most importantly, she even bakes. People always compare her with the Disney princesses, in which people once thought such impeccable human being did not exist, until they met Holy Friking Cat Cat fricking Marsh.

Marsh is so awesome in the way that she shines brighter than the sun :,)
Be like Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh.

by Mashie June 13, 2020

Cat

A girl who is the life of the party and lives on the edge. You can find her skateboarding or dancing on the streets. She’s never afraid to take risks.

I wanna be adventurous like Cat when I grow up!

by Twix52 November 24, 2021

Cat

Cats are a liquid that can fit into any space.

They are also capable of destroying any innocent creature, so be warned.

They are also extremely cute.

My cat murdered my family

My cat is cute

by oddballio November 28, 2020

cat feet

Feet that walk silently

"If you want your tenant not to have another headache, walk with your cat feet!".

by Anahid March 4, 2024