Jadens mom

the sexiest mom u will see, see pulls like her son but shes packing more

Damn i like jaden but jadens mom is hotter

by Jadens mom October 28, 2020

Mom Bomb

When a mother (single or married) has reached her maximum patience limit and explodes into a devastating tsunami of fury spewn obscenities for the sole reason of being heard and being felt. A child's worst fear is lighting the mom bomb.

Kids: (arguing loudly and disagreeing with guidance from their mother.)
Mother: "Dude, it's about to get fucking real. Yep. Mom Bomb's about to go off!"
Kids: begin trembling

by D. Kilo May 2, 2019

ur mom

what a milf.

guy 1: wow bro! Ur mom is a milf !

guy 2: no, ur mom is.

by ilovedrewstarkey November 25, 2021

Mom Allert

The state of mind, when one of your friends has declared that he/she is going to attempt to persuade your mom into having intercourse with them.

"Dude, don't make me get on mom allert !"

by BitterThanYou March 22, 2016

Mom

A,mom is defined as a female parental figure in which is legally required to take care of you until at least eighteen years old.

Hey mom can I go to the book store?

by FactualMeanings.Com March 14, 2022

Your mom

Your mom.

It's um uuhhh idk your mom? Igg

by 👁️👅👁️✌️ September 6, 2021

ur mom

the creator of you u failure

knock knock who is there ur mom lol

by anonymous March 9, 2022