let me smash

Come simon let my homie james smash he really thinks u r fucking cute n come on sex is fun. He just wants to make you feel good

let me smash or i smash u

by DADDY JB September 17, 2020

Hi Or Shit To Me

When you greet someone or somebody and they don't say anything back to you.

I was walking down the street and said good morning to a group of people and they didn't say hi or shit to me

by Matthew B. Walker August 10, 2012

Flipped me the Byrd

When someone joins a new job, and the hiring supervisor or other closely related personnel leave soon after the new hire starts.

Dude, Bill hired me yesterday and he just submitted his resignation. He totally just flipped me the byrd.

by marduk_the_destroyer January 24, 2012

Gunk up me

ejaculate in my vagina.

cum in my pussy.

from the famous phrase once uttered by a Glaswegian prostitute to "one of my mates" (honest):

"Gonnae no gunk up me!?".

(translation) "Would you please be so kind as to not ejaculate in my vagina!?"

by Le Gend!!! hawheehaw December 19, 2011

See me for dessert

A form of smack-talk. Apply's in any means of competition whether it be video games, sports, etc. To "see someone for dessert" means that one person has already beaten his/her opponent or "eaten the main course", but the loser can have the satisfactory/consolation of a rematch or "See them for dessert", but any victory after the fact isn't as sweet.

Rob: I just beat you 4-0 in FIFA! See me for dessert

Nick: W/e you cheated, I want a rematch.

Rob: Sure but remember I beat you first.

by britt611 October 5, 2011

jarateed me off

An internet slang term for "pissed me off."

Finds its origins in the video game "Team Fortress 2" where the sniper character class has a secondary weapon called "jarate" which is a mason jar full of (presumably his own) urine. When he throws it, he says "jaaarate!" and if he scores a hit, gains attack bonuses against the unfortunate target.

"Did you see how that woman just cut me off? That really jarateed me off!"

by kjolnir October 6, 2011

Sloth me off

Cock sucking for the lazy when both participants are really way too tired to actually engage in any physical act but the female will always do her best to please her man

Adjective (Sloth as in lazy sleepy mammal)

Krystle Sloth me off as I can't be bothered to do anything to you!!
Steve of course I'll slothyouoff now come ere you!!!

by Mr Slothmeoff October 6, 2011