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Golden Chower

You are a god at performing oral sex on a female vagina.
Jadon is the a golden chower, his tong made me cum several times in a matter of seconds.
by Zable May 20, 2024
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Golden Corral Sex

When someone with crabs has sex with another person that has a yeast infection.
Golden Corral Sex: I had sex with Julie last night, afterwards she told me she had a yeast infection and with me having crabs it was like we were now dining at a seafood buffet.
by Stephlog June 2, 2024
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Golden Blood

a way to wish someone "sweet dreams" or a greeting to wish for a phosphorescent rest to face life's challenges the day after waking up
by Sundra Raymonde June 5, 2024
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goldpilled

According to online lore are a number of “pills” (outlooks on life) out there for men, to take, including:

-Blue Pill (thinking life will get better even if you don’t do anything to change. You’ll get a girlfriend, a good job, and a joyful life without having to change a bit)
-Red Pill (realizing that none of the above will happen unless you make some serious changes in life- start working out, eat healthier, learn to do better at work, quit watching porn or using drugs, etc…)
-Black Pill (realizing that the world is inherently rigged against young men and there’s nothing you can do about it)
-Pink Pill (thinking that the world is so rigged against men that the only way forward is to transition)

Finally, there’s the Gold Pill. The most beautiful and spiritually freeing of them all. The Gold Pill says that there will be many harsh challenges ahead, but you’ll be able to overcome them because God is with you and on your side. So you need not be afraid, because when the time comes, you’ll have the strength you need to carry the day.
Robert: Eric, have you been ok? I know it’s been rough, dealing with losing your job and your girlfriend all in the same week.

Eric: It’s been tough. But I just keep reminding myself. In the end, we win.

Robert: Wow, based and goldpilled.
by Shepherd Guy June 5, 2024
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Golden Arches

When a couple goes to the washroom at the same time. One partner sits on the toilet seat with their legs opened and the other partner stands over them, peeing between their legs and crossing streams. It cultivates a level of intimacy during urination.
Partner 1: Hey Sal, I have to go to the washroom, do you want to do a Golden Arches?

Partner 2: Sure Talia, if you go sit down, I’ll come stand over you.
by Big Moo Death June 8, 2024
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golddick

Marko: I cleaned my shmegma off my penis I have a nice golddick
by igormiticslonglostson June 8, 2024
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Goldnigger

A black woman who gets with men for the mans money
Yeah turns out she's a goldnigger
by Cibble June 12, 2024
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