Back door Abe

This is a sexual position that is done with males or females but mostly males. You start by laying on your back and bringing your knees as close to your chest as possible. You then reach around your leg and start beating your meat and finish on your face. Girls would just finger blast themselves and if they are a squirter they squirt on them selves. You can also do this with the guy on his back and legs back and have a girl lay next to you and they reach around your back side and beat your meat for you. The holy grail of this is when you are back door abeing yourself while your girl pegs you. This was started back in the early 1900’s in Mormon culture.

The man the myth the legend got back door abed and felt great!!

by Fun-times-at-ridgemont-high December 29, 2021

Sit In the Third Row Back

To be immature

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you need to sit in the third row back.

by Jacksoncage March 11, 2022

Mississippi back brace

When you are fucking a racist white woman and your dick to big you brake her spine by slamming into her pussy because she called you a nigger

man I was fucking bubba's wife, but she's in the hospital.

Why?
I gave that bitch the Mississippi back brace

by Bigdickrob June 6, 2016

Non revolving back door

When only one girl puts there ass on your dick and all the other girls watch and are not allowed to have a go with their own ass

I’m not going to let those hoes have a go - my ass is Joe’s and it’s a non revolving back door

by Too bi ass October 6, 2021

concert back

The pain you get in your lower back from standing at a concert or gig for more than an hour. Only seems to affect those aged 30 or older.

I'm glad the gig didn't go on much longer as I had the worst concert back and really needed to sit down.

by S. Wednesday January 22, 2009

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

The Back Ali

Usually administered when someone is in the goat position (I.e.. when you tuck you dick and balls between your legs and close them. Thus displaying them proudly behind you, as oppose to them being normally in front.)

And then the girl performs fellatio on him.

I was showing my girlfriend the goat when she started performing The Back Ali.

by ThicknessDelicious October 3, 2012