morning ass

what you get the day after a hard night of drinking

I had some nasty morning ass today after drinking too many microbrews last night.

by Wind Rain and Lava January 12, 2009

Ashtray ass

1. An Ashtray ass is considered to be an ass that is so large that, you would be able to set an ashtray on it while fucking a chick from behind.

2. The side view of a woman with an Ashtray ass would have a shelf type look to it. So as to rest an Ashtray on the top of it.

John: "That's a fucking Ashtray ass if I ever saw one!"
Dick: "Fuck yeah I tossed one on there last week when I was owning that ass!"

by Blue Diablo October 10, 2008

stupid ass

a playful word u use with your bestie

"aw, gurl i love your stupid ass"

by huhnotleah November 20, 2018

ass finch

Someone really annoying. Weasel-like, pushy, obnoxious.

Annoyed guy: "God, this guy who works in the cubicle next to mine just ratted me out to my boss when I showed up a little late."

Sympathetic friend: "What an ass finch!"

by rheabatz October 15, 2011

ass bass

A fart that makes a deep booming noise like a subwoofer.

The following is an example of ass bass:
Person 1: "Damn the subwoofer on this sound system is amazing."
Person 2: Nah, actually that was me. I just farted.

by someone else thats not u fan October 8, 2021

ass-asn

General term for a lamer who plays Team Fortress Classic

That ass-asn is throwing grenades to balcony from the resupply!

by Volkskrant May 8, 2004

Ass Crumpet

Ass crumpet, any trailing or leftover winnets, clegs etc, used to offend people who literaly deserve to be on someone'e arse

God James whittington! Your a proper ass crumpet you are!
(and you are)

by Matty D! April 17, 2004