Message board whore

A person (usually a female or a flaming male) that persists on commenting on every single poster that is currently logged in. This person typically has excellent typing skills, chugs coffee or energy drinks, pretends to have a life outside the cyberworld and acts as a politically correct person. There is no way of getting away from these types of people while logged in as they silently lurk, watching you post and then strike at the most oppurtune moment to break you down. Message board whores ramble on constantly and make pages of the message boards fly by worse than a slot machine.

Jim: Hi all! How's everyone doing today?

cloggergirl: Hi Jim! I'll bet you been a naughty boy after what I read last night. I just got done planting my tulips hee hee. Have you seen Honey1234? She and I are best pals! What's for dinner tonight? Oh my I'll BRB. Okay I'm back. Oh phone call! Okay back. Are you still here? Hello? ggghhh!

Jim: Fuck you silly bitch! Message board whore

cloggergirl: WAHHHHHHHHHH! What did I do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Mrs Patooty June 9, 2009

Four Floors Of Whores

Orchard Towers "The Four Floors Of Whores" is a 18 story building in Sinagpore frequented by military personnel. The first five four have different clubs and bars in it, but is more known as a Whore house. Where a someone can pick up prostitutes.

Hey remember that time we went to the Four Floors Of Whores.

by jonny long wood December 10, 2011

ass to mouth whore

a sexual partner that loves shitter to the spitter penetration without the benefit of soap and water of a handiwipe

Jill is such an ass to mouth whore that she looked like she had chocolate velamints for teeth when I was through with her.

by Me likey! December 22, 2007

velvet rope whore

An individual whose primary goal in life is finding a way into the most exclusive social events and establishments.

"That guy is on a first name basis with every bouncer in New York City. He's such a velvet rope whore."

by Rachel S February 9, 2006

Facebook Man-Whore

A guy who thinks he's so popular just because he has +600 friends on Facebook, messed up statuses (example: '2m' for tomorrow. Or doubling the last letter, example: 'outt' instead of 'out'), writes poems/ surveys/ anything in their notes section and tags people they don't even know to make themselves look popular, has a profile picture of them taking a picture of themselves in the mirror flashing the peace sign and looking away from the camera, and someone who is a major conformist. Facebook Man-Whores are ALWAYS very shallow, superficial, and cocky.

Shannon: I hate Alex, he's such a Facebook Man-Whore.
John: I know, no one even likes him. When is he gonna learn that he's conceited?

by Plumeburst April 18, 2009

middle school whore

A person that thinks that they are the hot shit. When you recently get out of middle school, you wonder how you ever had a boner for her. If you're a girl, I don't know, maybe you wonder why you were ever jealous of her. She wears low cut shirts that show as much cleavage without getting detention (or in some cases, they don't give a motherfuck so they wear as low as they can go) and one of two pairs of pants- tight yoga pants that make her ass look big and short shorts in which you can see her ass cheeks. She tries to get as many boys as possible. She'll make out, give a handy, just kiss, let them touch her ass, WHATEVER THEY WANT basically just so she can get attention. She will probably get rejected by 'friends' in freshman year as they realize that this shit is motherfucking bullshit and find something/someone else to whore around.

Man, she has super short shorts, she must be a fucking middle school whore.

by itsjustaprankbruh July 17, 2016

nickel-store whore

(1) A prostitute so cheap she would not even warrant a dime for her services. (2) An individual who is such an unbelievable slut that calling her a dime-store whore is both an insult to the value of dimes and to whores.

As Kelly provided fellatio to the stranger she had just met in the parking lot of a McDonalds, she demonstrated her prowess as a nickel-store whore.

by yeahitsthatguy88 March 22, 2010