Rainbow butt monkey

An African American man parading around in chaps at a gay pride parade

Hey look it's an rainbow butt monkey
by Ladies Man 627 November 22, 2018
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beat your monkey

"go beat your monkey jack" said richie
by meatbeater235 March 06, 2010
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Smells like monkey ass

Something is odorous like an animal bottom.
Damn Bruto, since you cooked chili it smells like monkey ass in here!!!
by I, Wreckerrr November 03, 2016
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chunky monkey

when pushing out the monkey ass you make sure to put it back
omg i almost forgot to chunky monkey that hoe
by tize August 24, 2003
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When your friend use this it means she isn't sober
by Kloepetr November 02, 2020
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A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
by Louisiana Gold December 17, 2008
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monkey spanking a wheel

The definition founded in boston mass, in 2008 when one spanks or slaps if you will his penis against a vagina upon penetration of a female.
" I wasnt fully stiff so i spanked the wheel with the monkey"

"Monkey spanking a wheel is always kinky"
by Adam Rem April 07, 2008
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