one eyed wonder weasel

a penis... see fo shizzle my nizzle

dude your one eyed wonder weasel is crawling up my pants

by Anonymous March 1, 2003

one cheek bench sneak

The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.

"I was on a date, so I had to pull the one cheek bench sneak."

by Craig Mengel October 31, 2004

two in the pink and one in the stink

Manual hand stimulation of the female genitals and anal area whereas two fingers are inserted into the vagina (pink) and one in the anus (stink).

Sara likes two in the pink and one in the stink before sex.

by Maxwell December 19, 2003

Tie One Off

The act of having sexual intercourse.

If my date goes well, I plan to tie one off.

by Chumpbuster January 23, 2009

one-eyed spitting cobra

It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.

The one-eyed spitting cobra is an endangered species. Only one is known to be left in existence.

by the mutant February 8, 2007

legend in one's own mind

It is a person that exaggerates their self importance. These people like to boast or brag about their achievements, positions and accomplishments. Often seen as drama queens, blowhards and egomaniacs. These people like to inflate their credentials, but in reality they're not that important.

The people who like to inflate their claim to fame are a legend in one's own mind.

by Preston Pierce August 2, 2009

Hes One Shot Bro!!

"Hes One Shot Bro" a common phrase from low intelligence teammates in games such as COD, Fortnite, and Apex Legends, this phrase implies that the enemy is one shot when they are clearly full health or invincible with hacks.

Come On Bro! You let me get downed! "Hes One Shot Bro!!" and hes finishing🤬🤬

by Stepbro robby May 18, 2020