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red-turbaned monkey

A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release.
"I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!"
by Remy11 April 28, 2006
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Smells like monkey ass

Something is odorous like an animal bottom.
Damn Bruto, since you cooked chili it smells like monkey ass in here!!!
by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016
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chunky monkey

when pushing out the monkey ass you make sure to put it back
omg i almost forgot to chunky monkey that hoe
by tize August 24, 2003
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Wet Pancakes and Monkey Donuts

When your friend use this it means she isn't sober
Kloey's spirit animals are wet pancakes and monkey donuts
by Kloepetr November 1, 2020
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Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008
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Monkeyed off my goose

A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.
I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.
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Squirrel Monkey Buckets

a random word a person uses when they are fucked off or fed up with everything.....
by Lady Monkey of the Bucket December 16, 2003
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