A cheese fiend is one that finds themselves consuming large quantities of cheese. Their fridge is never devoid of cheese. They will require cheese to be added to every meal, or consider cheese to be a meal on it's own.

"We're not getting the cheese platter for dessert. Besides, we already had grilled halloumi for an entrée and cheese fondue as a main - I'm not sharing a cheese platter for dessert. Stop being a cheese fiend!"

Person 1: Is there any cheese left for the hotdogs?
Person 2: No.
Person 3: What! I only bought a new block yesterday.
Person 2: And I needed it all.
Person 1:You're such a cheese fiend.

cheese fiend by Dapper Zapper June 4, 2016

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Ed cheese

The prodigious amount of cheese found on the head of an uncut dirty (sometimes mexican)penis. This cheese differs from ordinary head cheese in that it is primarily found on whiny cobnobblers with thick moustaches and glasses.

I just hate clip-on ties, pisses me off like a bitch.... Goddamnit, my Ed cheese is dripping again.

Why yes, Ed cheese and nut butter makes for a very tasty sandwich. Can you peel off the crust first please?

Ed cheese by Butter Knobb November 10, 2008

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Chilli Cheeseburger

A chilli cheeseburger is when a guy takes a crap on an old woman's cooch and then fucks it.

"I turned her grilled cheese sandwich into a chilli cheeseburger."

Chilli Cheeseburger by rurouzaru March 17, 2010

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