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bag of give a fucks

One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.
Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone
by D. Kilo May 2, 2019
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Dirty Sleeping Bag

When you shit in your tube sock and fuck it!
When my little buddy Trey isn't down to play I enjoy a dirty sleeping bag!
by Lillian 1 February 4, 2018
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Pump my Bags

When someone needs altcoins on crypto twitter to go higher to make them money. Bags being the term for their heavy investments in magic internet money.
"@alisun0302 posts on twitter to @Double_Irish_D, Please PUMP MY BAGS! I need to make money."
by Bag Pumper March 30, 2022
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Tea-Bag Together

When one person sucks the other’s balls while they suck on two actual tea-bags.
John: You know Marta? We tea-bagged together.
Tyler: You what?
John: Y’know, when you get your balls sucked while sucking on some tea-bags; that’s when you tea-bag together.
by Skulker May 24, 2018
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a small bag of pot

A container holding marijuana with a mass of ~2-2.5 grams.
Hey Rick, can I get a small bag of pot
by mr whiskers 420 September 23, 2017
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Speed Bag Hammers

to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.
Epic Beard Man pummeled Tyrone with the Speed Bag Hammers.
by ACII August 1, 2010
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heavy bag hero

A heavy bag hero is someone who doesn’t train in a boxing gym but hits a heavy bag, giving them the false identity of a boxer.
Jimmy- “Shawn said he wants to spar with you”
John- “Shawn? Man that kid don’t box he’s a heavy bag hero”
Jimmy - “ yeah you’re right he came to my gym once and cried after sparring 🤣”
by Ryantooshifty April 23, 2022
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