The Spengi Hand describes the act of a notorious lecher, who fiercly rubs his dirty unwashed hand at the mons veneris of an illuminated fat ugly girl. The Spengi Hand is mostly performed in public crowded places, such as bars or clubs, where the notorious lecher easily can find compliant attendees for his perverted craving.
Random drunk guy at a bar: What the fuck is this bald dude in the corner doing over there?
Another drunk guy: Hala tze gaha bu.
Random drunk guy: Are you a fucking retard? I don´t understand a fucking word.
The other guy: Sorry, I just ate a Biscotti Wiscotti. It´s hard to talk with it in the mouth. I think this guy is doing a The Spengi Hand.
Random drunk guy: O Lord The Spengi Hand! I´m sad now.
The other guy: Me too.
Another drunk guy: Hala tze gaha bu.
Random drunk guy: Are you a fucking retard? I don´t understand a fucking word.
The other guy: Sorry, I just ate a Biscotti Wiscotti. It´s hard to talk with it in the mouth. I think this guy is doing a The Spengi Hand.
Random drunk guy: O Lord The Spengi Hand! I´m sad now.
The other guy: Me too.
by BiscottiWiscotti March 15, 2018
hamnd trampoline
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by ham trampiline February 02, 2021
by Relyt hsilgne December 09, 2024
"My mom came in my room and i just had my dick in hand, I didnt know what to do so i just asked for help on homework"
by fallowismallow May 04, 2020
by NBST June 13, 2024
(Noun.) The act of fisting an anus for sexually gratification for either the fister and/or the fistee.
Adam was home and had nothing to do. His parents came into his room and found he had his hand in pocket.
by Abudaia March 05, 2017
the ween hand is Frank iero his Left hand. he has "halloween" tattooed across his knuckles. one hand says "ween" and the other says "hallo"
katya: i love franks Ween hand
barbra: me too cause i'm a leftie, the ween hand is my greatest example in life
barbra: me too cause i'm a leftie, the ween hand is my greatest example in life
by GeeAt27 February 26, 2017