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evening fart

An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.
My evening fart was extremely deadly tonight because we had meatballs.
by Jenkintown February 14, 2017
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apple fart

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fart

Waiter: How's the soup?
Customer: Someone farted in that!
Waiter: Huh???
Customer: Merp
by burtz's.bee March 6, 2023
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Fart

The shorthand when you get a F in art
Gezz i got a fart, told you i was bad at it
by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020
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Fart

Fart is Fart and Fart is Fart and Fart is Fart And Fart.
Fart is a Fart.
by Elijah Lysanders December 15, 2021
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Fart muffin

Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.
Bob yelled “fart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.
by Bavamakkos June 6, 2024
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i farted

the word I farted means I want to be fucked by a submissive femboy immediately
"i want black dick in my mouth right now oh shit i farted"
by Killer fish killer fish from February 15, 2023
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