John

Big nose

Johns nose is huge man but have you seen his wang???

by Bungz July 5, 2022

john rick

BEST GUY.

You are like a john rick

by Etits April 1, 2018

john

He is the best dude in the world. He have the biggest dick and he is sexy asf. All the girls want him and he can not choose one

girl 1: You know John?

girl 2: Yes he is sexy asf and I want him to fuck me.

by john with the biggest dick November 21, 2021

John Deforestation

John deforestation is a 62 year old deceased man. He held true spite towards trees and any form of foliage, to the point in which he had lopped down every tree in a 67 mile radius of his house. He later committed suicide, but not through hanging due to his pure hatred for trees.

Carly Deforestation: “hey, im related to john deforestation!”
Joshua: “No youre not! Hes a myth!”

by JohnDeforestation October 7, 2025

John Morgan

the 2 best characters in red dead redemption 2 John Marsron and Arthur Morgan names together

John Morgan died of tuberculosis in 1911

by arthur morgan 1899 December 20, 2021

Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station

“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”

by TymmH June 8, 2024

John Manuel grant

Makes everyone in the room so uncomfortable and is fucking sus

John Manuel grant made everyone uncomfortable today when we saw him

by Actual factual April 27, 2019