John Flansburgh

A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.

Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."

Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."

by cockwafer May 14, 2024

John Lee

A teenage boy that has Gerontophilia

Girl: Hey, I like John Lee

Boy: Ew, Why? He has Gerontophilia

by Son Yeon October 7, 2020

John

John is a man with a small penis, but the size of his big head makes up for it

Wow have you seen the size of John’s big head and I’m not talking about the one in his pants!!

by Mrs_B_12 November 23, 2021

John Wick

Somebody who is extremely good at what he does i.e games/football

" hey did you hear about * insert name *

" yeah, he's such a John Wick "

by HSK420 January 9, 2019

John Lale

'John Lale' is South Walian slang for bailing on an event, most commonly the pub or 5-a-side football.

He's only gone and John Laled

by JohnLale December 31, 2024

john lee

Version 1: A musical artist.

Version 2: The Geo archon's vessel from the popular gacha game, Genshin Impact.

1: John Lee's songs are so good!

2: John Lee simping.

by kaewa simp June 27, 2021

John Wick

A player that can build the whole romanian empire in seconds if you shoot him.

I just shot a John Wick once he built like crazy

by guccieggplant April 29, 2018