An epic gamer, and artist in many fields. A bit lonely but it’s okay his fans relate. A little mean cutie patootie
by Dirpppsy February 17, 2024
Get the Kryoz Johnmug. john is an adorable boy with an unusually dry and sarcastic sense of humor. although he is super funny, he usually uses humor as a coping mechanism. he's pretty shy at first and takes awhile to open up, but once he does he becomes more comfortable around you and will definitely confide in you. he has a great taste in music and likes alternative, unpopular bands. he is very small and thin, and he also has the cutest brown eyes. he is really adorable but has no idea. he is pretty insecure so he stands with bad posture. he can seem jaded and negative a lot of the time, but he is the best friend you could ever ask for. it's hard not to have a crush on him :)
by slytherdor October 7, 2020
Get the johnmug. by Vjhuoefkh September 26, 2011
Get the John fightmastermug. That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.
by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017
Get the john batesmug. 
by YEET mrfootfetish September 10, 2019
Get the Johne dapemug.