Go eat a winky waffle

A phrase created to be used as a substitute for swearing at someone. Means basically the same as "fuck off," only it's school-appropriate.

Stupid Person: Hey, let me see your math homework. I didn't finish mine.

You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.

by Lady Monday November 4, 2006

what you got going

Are you single or in a relationship

Aye lil mama , what you got going?

by Daddyjjjjj June 30, 2017

cleveland merry go round

When a man sticks his erect penis in a womans wet vagina and his friend spins him around.

I gave my girlfriend a Cleveland merry go round after we went to the fair.

by hanshewscrotch September 20, 2008

All Dogs go to Heaven

A 1989 animated children's film directed by Don Bluth and released by United Artists. It tells the story of Charlie B. Barkin, a German Shepherd, who plots to seek revenge against his former business partner, Carface; after he kills Charlie, but a watch brings him back from the dead. He uses a little girl who Carface has been holding hostage due to her ability to talk to animals, to help him get revenge.

All Dogs go to Heaven was a realtear jerker at the end.

by LAZI June 18, 2017

Virginia Beardy-Go-Round

A homosexual act in a which a male participant with a large, bushy beard ties said beard to multiple partners' penises while performing oral sex on another man. This allows for the bearded participant to pleasure multiple male partners at one time. Made famous by Virginia resident Grom Hightower.

Yea Grom was so frisky last night, we all got together and had a Virginia Beardy-Go-Round. Nearly ripped off Mal's dick.

by haxen January 11, 2009

you go Glen Coco

Some dude who is a sweet ass mother

damn you drunk at 12 pm. You go Glen Coco

by Soupdragon16 January 30, 2017

Go make me a sandwich

Used by us males as an effective counter to those whining cumdumpsters complaining about every single shit that happens to them by asking them to make us a sandwich. There is currently no known counter to this godly phrase as those pea-brained pastry chefs can't think of any and have no choice but to obey.

Whining whore: But it's your turn to make me a sandwich tod-

Man: Shut up and go make me a sandwich bitch!

Whining whore: Yes master!

by 0$@m@ July 20, 2011