Fart Parlour

A reception room, more notable in historical buildings, where one may excuse themselves to emit gas from the anus without judgement or scrutiny from peers.

Please flip over and fluff the pillows in the Fart Parlour as they are looking a little flat.

I do not need to use the lavatory so I will relieve my stomach pains in the Fart Parlour

by Revelin Eleven October 30, 2015

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

crackle fart

crackle fart means when you are brain-dead for a split second.

"Oh man I had a 'crackle fart ' moment"

by Emerald <3 December 11, 2022

FART

Feminism Appropriating Radical Transphobe

That lady who got eighty-sixed for yelling in the bathroom and hitting security in the face is now telling the receptionist that she was "just asking questions", but that's every FART's favorite catchphrase

by WORM worrior August 5, 2025

Fart marsh

A stench more foul than anything else, like swamp of farts bubbling to get to the top.

Jake Pearson is a nasty fart marsh, always passing gas

by Lilmsh July 11, 2023

fart

a bloodly stinking peice of crap

my cat did a big fat fart

by erfghjkkugyjhhj, March 29, 2021

fart

farting is the best thing a person could do. I wouldn’t have fallen in love with my boyfriend if he didn’t fart on the first date. farting will be your true love forever and ever. don’t forget to FART!

girl: i farted
other girl: lucky!!!!

by pOo0pY December 7, 2019