Cock sneeze

A phrase used to describe a complete fucking dickhead

Peter was an absolute cock sneeze of a man his wife divorced him

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 15, 2022

nigger cock

now suck that cock whats that

naruto has a big nigger cock-sasuke

by aladdick January 31, 2022

Cock Crematorium

When you put hot hand or something similar on your cold dick

It was so cold I had to use the cock crematorium to warm up my freezing cold dick

by HughMongusCo February 18, 2022

cock button

A slang term used to define someone who is acting in a nature that is distasteful to others.

Reptar is suck a fucing cock button.

by Stunod7 September 7, 2004

turtle cock

The hardening of the scrotum by way of cold weather and or blue balls.

Dude, it's frezing. I have major turtle cock going right now.

by Sausage King June 11, 2006

Cock Blocker

A male chastity device

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

cock punch

it's a bonk on the willy-wonk

Butthead gave Beavis a good bonk on the willy-wonk.

Beavis:"damn it Butthead did you have to cock punch me like that"?

Butthead: "uhhh...YEAH"...

by M.Judge September 23, 2004