Cock sneeze

A phrase used to describe a complete fucking dickhead

Peter was an absolute cock sneeze of a man his wife divorced him

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 15, 2022

cock button

A slang term used to define someone who is acting in a nature that is distasteful to others.

Reptar is suck a fucing cock button.

by Stunod7 September 7, 2004

nigger cock

now suck that cock whats that

naruto has a big nigger cock-sasuke

by aladdick January 31, 2022

Cock Crematorium

When you put hot hand or something similar on your cold dick

It was so cold I had to use the cock crematorium to warm up my freezing cold dick

by HughMongusCo February 18, 2022

turtle cock

The hardening of the scrotum by way of cold weather and or blue balls.

Dude, it's frezing. I have major turtle cock going right now.

by Sausage King June 11, 2006

Cock Blocker

A male chastity device

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

cock punch

it's a bonk on the willy-wonk

Butthead gave Beavis a good bonk on the willy-wonk.

Beavis:"damn it Butthead did you have to cock punch me like that"?

Butthead: "uhhh...YEAH"...

by M.Judge September 23, 2004