ball cruncher

The term when someone is punched so hard an audible crunch is heard

Wyatt pushed Easton's buttons, as payback he gave him a ball cruncher

by Cockyrooster1135 November 30, 2015

Nunner balls

A sack so full of semen the they talk with a high pitched voice and will continue this until they unload on a unsuspecting subject.

The boy has nunner balls he sounds like a ten year old girl in chourus..

by Bitchesloveadub April 4, 2016

Asthma balls

When poop gets on your ball sackage and you have to use your vacuum along side your dog to lick and suck it off.

Oh shit mom I have asthma balls help!

by Some gay shit May 26, 2019

Balls Free

That moment when your kids leave for the weekend and you take off your drawers so can be naked. A euphoric feeling as though you have been standing up your whole life and you finally sat down.

"It's so liberating to be balls free"
"So there I was... Balls free"
" It has been a long week, kids are off to grannys and I can be balls free!!"
"My girlfriend walked in and I was naked on the couch. To which my reply was, what? Im balls free"

by Slutnboots May 27, 2019

Balls Maloney

A drunk Irishman’s balls after self fondling.

I had a pretty phat orgasm after that Balls Maloney last night.

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 16, 2019

Melon Balling

Another term for microwave a melon

Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.

by CrispyDisky August 15, 2019

Sack Balls

Sacks that hold balls. very T H I C C

yeah, look at dos thicc sack balls

by itsyoboihyper May 29, 2018