Eyes Front

A command found meaningless by some Cav officers during the American Civil War

"Squad, present sabers"

"Captain? Eyes front?"

by REB1941 April 24, 2022

Eyes and the hands

The art form of giving someone the looks and telling them to fuck off with the hands. Or you can say something dumb and get the hands. The eyes coming when someone says something that bamboosel's you.

When dylan poppleten came outside with his underwear on. Mikey and banks looked at him like a jack ass and hit him with the eyes and the hands and it almost blew him back.

by Michael Paulchel April 30, 2011

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess ee

A spelled out name of Mickey Mouse which is M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E in Mickey Mouse Club Theme

1. How do you spell Mickey Mouse
2. em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess ee

by Ayeleeeks October 9, 2024

Wobbly Eye

lazy eye

"oh my PT has one of those eyes, you know.. a wobbly eye"

by alyakkkk March 1, 2023

Eye candy

Something that is pleasing to see

I want that eye candy

by My yee 2 March 21, 2021

wind eye

Wind eye: (noun, 😑) an eye condition resulting from any affliction which impairs a person's ability to thrive. Most noticeable in a person's decreased eye lid strength. Treatments include sunglasses, rest, eye drops and eye lid exercises. There is no known cure.

Last night, I successfully eradicated my wind eye from the weekend, but made sure to contract a fresh case this morning 😑

Yo, Jake just busted in 😑 serious wind eye

by Ksa December 14, 2023