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awkward asian syndrome

The tendency for an Asian (usually male) to remain socially reclusive in a group of people they are not usually comfortable associating with. Can also be applied as a general term when natural Asian characteristics (not pertaining to physicality) are the source of public embarrassment.
Bro 1: Why is Harry so quiet by himself?
Bro 2: He's got Awkward Asian Syndrome, bro.

Bro 1: Dude, I walked into Harry's room, and he was singing karaoke. Really horribly.
Bro 2: I bet his Awkward Asian Syndrome got the best of him afterward.
by Hips_dont_ly November 21, 2010
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Pelosi Derangement Syndrome

The acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the statements -- nay -- the very existence of Nancy Pelosi.
Person A: "I may not agree with everything Nancy Pelosi says, but that domestic policy agenda she supports seems pretty good, doesn't it?"

Person B: "What?! Queen Pelossshhi?! She's bad for America! She's drunk on power! She supports corrupt politicians! She's a defeat-o-crat! Have you seen her nose? She's an obstructionist! Limiting debate on bills was proper THEN, but NOW it's just hateful partisanship! Did you see how she didn't stand during the SOTU address? She hates our troops! Forget about the minimum wage, health care, jobs... I don't need any of those! They're just tricks to help the terrorists win!"

Person A: "Wow, you have a serious case of Pelosi Derangement Syndrome."
by jmeckler- December 12, 2008
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T-Rex Syndrome

The affliction suffered by someone who had an excessive workout the previous day, focusing on the arm muscles, and are now suffering extreme pains, leaving them to tuck in their arms all day to stay comfortable.
Too much gym yesterday left me with a major case of T-rex syndrome
by d00shbish January 16, 2010
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Sleepy Bear Syndrome

The anger occurring after someone accidentally wakes you up during, or on the precipice of a nap.
My brother woke me up while I was napping today. I almost gave him the full wrath of my Sleepy Bear Syndrome.
by Mranonymous July 20, 2013
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Darth Vader syndrome

When someone goes from a whiny little bitch to an unstoppable badass, a la Anakin to Vader in the star wars prequels.
by Adrian October 13, 2006
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Dry Dick Syndrome

1. A young male experiencing a prolonged dry spell with regards to sexual activity is said to be suffering from this syndrome.

2. The literal terminology for a penis which is flaking in a fashion similar to common eczema or dandruff.

Sometimes referred to as DDS.
- How are you Jamie?
- Not bad, just got a bit of Dry Dick Syndrome at the moment.
- As usual then.

- Errr, what's wrong with your cock, Smithy?!
- DDS. I've got some cream for it though.
by Dr DDS December 19, 2010
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"kiss this guy" syndrome

A disorder believed to be the cause of misheard song lyrics.
by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003
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