Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Penis

A ugly little (sometimes big) thing that lots of people like to sit on, suck, get railed by, lick, step on (cockstepping), and so much more!

bruh yknow bella? she stepped on my penis it was so hot.

holy fuck dude!

by gahmin February 14, 2022

Penis Tug

When a guy’s pubic hair sticks to, or is wrapped over the tip of the penis, and he gets a boner, causing his dick to pull/tug the hair, making the skin burn as if you’re getting your hair torn out.

Dude I was rushing home from the pool and didn’t fully dry off and on the way home I had a penis tug for three minutes!

by Dump-fuck August 27, 2019

penis

a thing that boys use to put up their assholes cause their horny and play fortnite

penis gang

by iksyjdhgjfy August 30, 2019

Penis

The male organ that separates boys from men, and men from God.

"You are evil!" - can be heard clearly as your heart is being crushed spiritually following the extremely self-important misused of the aforementioned organs penis energy output.

by MagneticPortal January 17, 2020

Penis Injectro

The mighty super penis Injectro is here to save lives one coochie at a time!

Omg is that a bird?A plane? no, for it is Penis Injectro

by YeeYeeSkeeSkee420 September 15, 2023