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John

michael's semen drinking lover
hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit
by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020
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Fuck You John

when somebody you hate is named john hit em with a Fuck You John
by TronityCat September 10, 2025
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John

John is a man that is a big anime fan. He is also a big fan of anime thighs and cat girls, but especially mafumafu, astolfo and tatsumaki.
John is a little bitch.
by s_ome_one QwQ January 19, 2020
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John Rafael

You're so John Rafael it hurts.
by Jeremiah Sanchez November 22, 2021
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john lockamy

john lockamy a real one. solid all the way around he would never squeal. he is very lowkey so watch yo hoe. he is also a jack of all trades. he sells body oils, drives large vehicles, trains people to get their cdls, and can fix any part on a car from el camino to crown vic and even a bonnie. the kid does it all
by myniggabilly June 5, 2020
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Johns

making up excuses for why you lost,
can also be used present tense, johning
wheres as johns ar the excuses themselves, johning is the act of making up the excuses.
"Please, no johns" - reggie
"aw come on, the game lagged, that is why i lost" - the john
"dude, stop johning" - his friend
by Sashanks September 19, 2020
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John Moment

John cannot spell therefore he had a John moment
by Cumlordigan September 18, 2021
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