the cum dimension 

the cum dimension is just like the poop dimension but 1000x worse
there are rivers of hot steaming seman.
the clouds are seman.
infact, everything is seman.

yo, just got sent to the cum dimension and I think that I will never recover

the cum dimension by The_very_cool_person_eat_me May 24, 2020

Cock-loving-cum-dumpster

Is a woman who loves to have sex, also allowing men to ejaculate inside of her after intercourse.

Bro, you know any cock-loving-cum-dumpsters?
Yeah of course, Lindsay Lohann is one.

Cock-loving-cum-dumpster by Badass Texan April 1, 2011

Condiment Pre-Cum 

when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it

jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst

Condiment Pre-Cum by PinntPinnt September 16, 2018

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler 

One usually referred to as a whore. Goes around giving BJs to anyone and everyone.

Bri Thompson, enough said.

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005

Post Cum Hatred 

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.

I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.

Post Cum Hatred by B Ronson April 29, 2008

Tea Cum 

When a guy cums into a teacup full of tea and a girl drinks while still fully clothed. She may even want to wear a nice dress to look better for the male and if he's a gentleman he'll make a pot full so they can both enjoy multiple glasses.

Guy: I just served my bitch some tea cum.

Other Guy: Awww Hott!

Other, Other Guy: Awesome!

Tea Cum by philadave69 March 27, 2009

swap cum 

In group sex when you ejaculate in a girl's mouth or pussy and have her spit the cum into another girl's mouth or have the other girl eat the cum out of the girl's pussy you ejaculated into.

"I busted a fat nut in her mouth and made her swap cum with her friend."

swap cum by IceWarm March 15, 2006