Brown Cum 

When you and a girl are having brutal anal sex so when you cum she shits on your dick which covers your dick in cum and shit

Damn yesterday there was brown cum all over my dick

Brown Cum by Logan boden November 3, 2016

Colorado Cum Chicken 

The act of ejaculation on to a woman's face and immediately throwing chicken feathers in her face while screaming "COCKADOODLEDOO!!!"

You want to be a Colorado Cum Chicken tonight?

Yo bro I just made this birch a Colorado Cum Chicken

Colorado Cum Chicken by 'MURICAFUCKTHEMIDDLEEAST January 3, 2017

the cum dimension 

the cum dimension is just like the poop dimension but 1000x worse
there are rivers of hot steaming seman.
the clouds are seman.
infact, everything is seman.

yo, just got sent to the cum dimension and I think that I will never recover

the cum dimension by The_very_cool_person_eat_me May 24, 2020

Cock-loving-cum-dumpster

Is a woman who loves to have sex, also allowing men to ejaculate inside of her after intercourse.

Bro, you know any cock-loving-cum-dumpsters?
Yeah of course, Lindsay Lohann is one.

Cock-loving-cum-dumpster by Badass Texan April 1, 2011

Condiment Pre-Cum 

when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it

jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst

Condiment Pre-Cum by PinntPinnt September 16, 2018

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler 

One usually referred to as a whore. Goes around giving BJs to anyone and everyone.

Bri Thompson, enough said.

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005

Post Cum Hatred 

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.

I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.

Post Cum Hatred by B Ronson April 29, 2008