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Desmond the moon bear

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear
by anonymous March 9, 2023
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Chrissy poo bear

A handsome stud who gets all the women in the school
That Korean man is such a Chrissy poo bear
by mcchrissc March 15, 2023
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egg in the beard

"There's egg in the beard"
"That beard is pretty eggy"
"I'll put my egg in your beard"
by TRYBAL April 17, 2023
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Trippin' On Beard

1) When someone does something, or constantly does things, that is/are considered to be more than just being a weirdo.
2) A person who is always tripping out on things, or people, beyond a weirdo type way.
1) Whenever I.C.P. is on the radio Paul starts trippin' on beard all thinking he's a wicked clown by painting his face and swinging his hatchet around.
2) Because Mandie's jokes are beyond being psycho in the gutter I think she be trippin on beard.
3) My boyfriend is always trippin' on beard accusing me of having sex with all his friends.
4) If you keep getting all paranoid and suspecting everyone you come across you're going to be trippin' on beard in a bad way.
5) Shit, I be trippin' on beard!
by mondon July 9, 2023
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salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
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Rat in a Bear Trap

A situation you can easily get out of but decide to stay in regardless of the circumstances.
Dude, you better catch up on me with these brewskis cause I'm feeling like a rat in a bear trap right about now.
by The Maybe Man September 10, 2023
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National Grizzly Bear Day

A day where you eat mass amounts of salmon and blueberries.
Dude, it’s National Grizzly Bear Day.

Man, I bet those Salukis are eating good tonight.
by User 98702 October 25, 2023
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