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Egg in face

The act of performing cunnilingus while the receiving female is menstruating, hence, her "egg" lands on your face.
Meme photo: "A real man loves his girl every day of the month" shows how real men often have to deal with egg in face, whether they like it or not.
by thteer January 15, 2013
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Douch-face

A male so egotistical and narcissistic that he oozes douchiness. Likes being pushed around by women. Constantly trying to "get some". Stay away at all costs.
Did you hear what that Douch-face did? He cheated on his girlfriend.
by Good Wife January 19, 2013
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Kitten-face

Noun: A silly, coy reference to a friend, particularly between a female and male nerd. Used and created in 2004 by thelinuxgirl ;). Often used in conjunction with an ascii kitten face =^..^= .

Alternatives: Kitteh-face Kitten-face kittenface kittyface
Example: I <3 you kitten-face. =^,,^=

Example: Were you going to connect those NIC's to the switch Kitten-face? =^..^=
by thelinuxgirl January 28, 2013
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Camp face

When you've been at (specifically an all girls camp or all boys camp) camp for 2 to 4 weeks. You return home and you think everyone is attractive.
#1: I've got such camp face going on right now. I went to the grocery store and I thought every guy that looked my age was hot.
by Marie94 July 23, 2012
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Bird Facing

An action were one will bob their head back and forth in a ridiculous manner while listening to music, and ignoring the outside world.

Common cause for bird facing is unknown but studies may have a direct link related to music such as nickelback, coldplay, justin bieber, and many more.
Example #1

person1: "that chick is totally bird facing right now"
person2: "like a boss, she is probably going to have a headache"

Example #2

bobbing bird

Example #3

when bird facing one will appear to have similar movement to that of a pigeon.
by JewsLoveMyOven August 17, 2012
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Womping face

Dancing hard as F*** to dub step.
We were womping face at the Big Gigantic show last night.
by DanceWitMe August 25, 2013
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player face

To be able to fuck a girl, come home without a guilty look on your face, and then fuck your wife without cleaning your dick.
I held a player face while giving my wife a dirty Sanchez with another women's shit on my dick.
by WordHerder September 23, 2013
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