2 definitions by WordHerder
To be able to fuck a girl, come home without a guilty look on your face, and then fuck your wife without cleaning your dick.
by WordHerder September 24, 2013
Adjective
- refers to movement occuring in a backward direction
Noun
- a person who believes the adversity in their lives is caused by the retrograde motion of planetary bodies, esp. citing Mercury as a scapegoat.
- somebody who believes in New Age bullshit; a hippy
- refers to movement occuring in a backward direction
Noun
- a person who believes the adversity in their lives is caused by the retrograde motion of planetary bodies, esp. citing Mercury as a scapegoat.
- somebody who believes in New Age bullshit; a hippy
"boohoo, i spilled bongwater all over my vegan Spamwich for the second time today. You guys, is Mercury in like, retrograde... or something?"
"my old lady always has the perfect excuse for causing drama; she's a total retrograde."
"Don't be fooled by her appearance. She may dress like she's homeless, but she's just a retrograde."
"my old lady always has the perfect excuse for causing drama; she's a total retrograde."
"Don't be fooled by her appearance. She may dress like she's homeless, but she's just a retrograde."
by WordHerder November 12, 2013