David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.
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Get the kitty cat mug.Cats are the best. They're shy when you first meet them, but soon will be rubbing along your legs. They're ferocious beasts at night, but come home with a little gift. Mousie! Cats are the sweetest creatures. but being out all day, they'll soon start to smell. Give your cat a bath, but watch the claws and teeth. Cats are nightmares when in water.
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Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.
Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
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