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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
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Penis

Your tripod. Your villain and two henchmen. Your sausage and two eggs males only

a females fear.
"Damn bro lemme touch yo penis!"
"Na bro thats my penis! Get your own!"
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the desire for penis
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Hey babe, can you send me hot and sexy penis nude?
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Peni Parker

IIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SPIDER TIME!!!!!!!!!

MINES IN PLACE

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN TOKYO!
Wanda: PURE!!!! CHAO-
(Get's hit by web)
Peni Parker: *Deletes the witch using 4 proximity mines*
by Taylor's college student January 27, 2025
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penis

often described as a rocketship to play with in the bathtub...at least that's what my uncle said after dinner....
"Hey Uncle Billy, can I play with your penis in the bathtub after dinner? We're almost to the moon!"
by Uncle Glizzy March 11, 2022
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