Johna John

Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.

John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.

by cocksucker699 February 8, 2024

Chase Arnold John Engeldinger

A tall blonde african american who has the fattest jhonny ive ever seen, that nigga makes the most fire beats and has great fashion sense and his new album nigga penis bologna sandwich was the cause of 9/11, world hunger, and global warming. PS. hes the best friend i could ever ask for.

Person: OMG is that chase arnold john engeldinger?

Person 2: Omg yes he is so fine

Person 3: ive heard is jhonny is exceptionally large.

by Hiichi so peachy April 16, 2023

Johning

Smoking weed

I’m so high from johning in the bathroom between classes.

by Coopedaloop November 9, 2020

Womwom elias john

he always headbutts you he is a cat who is annoying and he copies whatever you say

Womwom elias john is coming to headbutt you

by Namnam234444 May 27, 2023

John Laurens

John Laurens was this dude in the 1700's who is a totally a turtle boi and has all my love.

John Laurens is spicy

by Turtle_boi1754 September 19, 2020

John Cena

When you working at a haunted house and you run up and grab an actor's junk mid routine in an attempt to get the the break character.

JOHN CENA!
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

Haha dude I just ran up and John Cenad Bloody.

Did he break?

Naw.

by Chucklez Da Klown December 20, 2020

Jungle John

My friend John has a massive jungle around hi not so massive horn.

Jungle John only pulls 10s

by Humungous Horn Harold June 13, 2022