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Jack Hemsley

A really awesome, cheerful person who brightens everyone’s days up.
Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.
Jack Hemsley is bubbly isn’t he.
He’s a great person.
He can be a bit evil.
by Noisy Spice July 20, 2019
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Jack Randal

Pronounced as the character from Outlander. The act of using your toes (specifically the space in between your big and index toes) to masturbate an individual that has a large clitoris or a small penis.
My partner has a great time when I give them the Jack Randal.
by TwinkleToeMaster July 27, 2019
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Jack farrell

by Bottom69 July 30, 2019
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Jack

An asshole who plays people who are close together
Girl: Oh shit! It's Jack! Hide before he starts talking shit about himself!

Jack: IM A DUMBASS THAT DOESNT DESERVE TO LIVE!

Girl: HE STARTED! RUN!!
by ☆~.+*Cara*+.~☆ July 31, 2019
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Jack

The most perfect kid, probably a soccer goalie, he will make it into algebra 1 in 7th grade, he is a straight A student, he takes French class. He sits next to the stupid kid in that class. He’s amazing, and he will grow up to be an Engineer.
Jack: The Living Calculator.
by REINCARNATEPEEP November 5, 2019
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jack main

The definition of a man. His sheet beauty and strength is enough to make you nut during no nut November.
You know Jack Main? You mean the greatest man to live?
by Dick nig November 6, 2019
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jack chadburn

jack chadburn is a useless small cocked big headed small minded pedo with a small cock and a smaller cock he likes it up the bum and let's his grandma finger him all the time if u would like to contact him for free sex (only if he a ugly cunt ) add his snapchat jackchandurn2
by Jackchaddyisacunt November 6, 2019
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