to shit or get off the pot

it means don't pussy foot around with something just do it

Bush either needs to shit or get off the pot when it come to making good desisions.

by pascal lacour November 9, 2005

How to get rid of Crabs

The way to get rid of crabs. To get rid of crabs first you must shave one half of your pubic hair. Then take a bottle of liquor and saturate the remaining pubic hair. Then you must take a hand full of sand and sprinkle it on the shaved side. The crabs will then proceed to get drunk, come out of the forest and throw rocks at each other.

Shane looked up on the internet how to get rid of crabs and found that you must get a bottle of Jack Daniels, a handful of sand, and a razor..............

by Brian Eli George July 16, 2008

Get off my dick

Simply means get out of my business.

More expanded it could be used in a situation involving particularly disgusting woman, man, dog etc.

or if the girl has herpatitis

Overall... the phrase is there use it whenever the opportunity presents itself. this includes (but is not limited too):

Example 1:
Joe: Your a total waist of air
You: Get off my dick

Example 2:
Otherguy22: ur a n00b lrn2ply
You: Get of my dick

Example 3:
Roommate: Your stuff is on my side
You: Get off my dick

or other random outbursts

by gridirondb8t April 29, 2007

get off my tip

Something you say when somebody has been incessantly pressuring you to take a particular action--usually one you don't want to take. Especially applicable for a man, in the case of an undesirable female jocking his shit.

Girl: When are we going to have dinner together?

Guy: Damn, bitch, I told you you're nasty. Get off my tip!

Also

Boss: When are you going to get that report to me? I've asked you for it 3 times.

Employee: Get off my tip, bitch! I told you already, I'll get it to you when it's done!

by werdtreb January 20, 2009

Fuck Bitches, Get Honey

A phrase popularized by Winnie the Pooh, from the popular children's book by A. A. Milne.

Tigger: Hey Pooh, Kanga's looking hot and bothered down by the stream.

Pooh: Fuck bitches, get honey

by JesseLikesFood July 4, 2011

get ya rat out

a phrase used largly in southern england.

The common beleif is that the phrase originated in Tadley, hampshire but has been heared as far as leeds.
used to get the attention of a young lady.
lit: pardon me young lady, please show me your undercarage

look at that bird..... oi girl....... get ya rat out

by disaster138 August 12, 2009

Get ripped or die tryin'

Smoking weed in an attempt to get as high or 'ripped' as humanly possible.

Choofing your balls off with no regard for one's own safety or physical or mental well-being

Anf: "Yo, Did you wanna have a choof tonight?"

Mat: "I'm hangin' for a choof.
Let's get ripped or die tryin'"

by MatParker March 30, 2011