The Costco Effect

That moment when you go to the store only needing a few things, then end up leaving with a whole cart of stuff, typically not including the original item(s) you came for. This term is not exclusive to Costco and can be used for any store that manages to get you to fall into its consumerist trap.

"Dang, look at all this stuff we bought. I only needed a couple of things !"

"That's the Costco Effect for ya"

by ChickenScrxtch82 April 20, 2024

Alexander effect

When you're super gay

He was the embodiment of the Alexander effect

by TheGreatHaroldino April 24, 2024

Alexander effect

When you're super gay for a period of time

I think he's going through the Alexander effect

by TheGreatHaroldino April 24, 2024

maria effect

The physical, emotional and spiritual state which one obtains when surrounded by a Maria

“he used to be fine, what happened to him”
“he lost his maria effect i guess”

by slvttybarbie April 25, 2024

Lucien Effect

When you (male) mate with a man/woman, you cover your schlong with soap and your phallus extends once inside their pussy/bussy to the point it comes out their mouth and you grab the other end, forming a bow shape inside them as you rinse their guts out

Man 1: "Hey, how come I didn't see Josh at church on Sunday?"

Man 2: "Lucien effect hit him so hard, he didn't need to go to church to get that inner spiritual cleansing"

by Pooman754 April 25, 2024

The Conal Effect

When someone is seemingly absent mentally, and acts like an NPC, but the act is theorized to be an antic disposition, and can destroy the universe if they wanted to.

Individuals seeming to be affected by The Conal Effect tend to secretly quantum jump throughout their surroundings. No mere mortal knows when or how, but the individual somehow ends up behind you.

"Hey where'd this guy come from?"
"Guys, I think he's affected by The Conal Effect."
"Oh we're done bro nice knowing you all"

by Prof. Mogaloid April 25, 2024

Donlee effect

The Donlee effect is an effect where someone thinks off someone as like a dark broody person but really their just silly

“Why does Dax look so mean and evil?”

“Nah man that’s just the Donlee effect that’s getting you”

by GandalfTheRightWing April 25, 2024