Cranky Ass

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.

I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.

by Duke January 22, 2003

ass grass

The hair on a person's ass.

He really needs to shave that ass grass off.

by TrevDawg October 14, 2003

Flat ass

The best type of ass. Only those with refined tastes will appreciate it.

Dude 1: Do you think this is girl hot?
Dude 2: Nah man her ass is flat
Dude 1: Bruh tf is wrong with you, flat ass is the best

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021

ass hog

A small, horned hog that lives in the crevase of a persons ass. Comes out during the day but sleeps in the ass during the night. Likes to eat weaties.

I seem to have lost my ass hog.

by Angelo November 1, 2004

lard ass

a.k.a. ur mom's fat hairy ass

omg terrance's mom is such a fuckin sick lard ass

by urmom12490709on December 7, 2006

Ass Rape

Succeeding another by a land-slide, as in a competition.

"I ass raped that nerd in the Halo tournament!"

"I ass raped her in the school president election! She didn't even have a chance!"

by hekifier March 28, 2009

Double Ass

When you are trying to save someone a seat, but some jerk decides they have to have that same exact seat, so you use your huge ass to take up both your seat and the seat you're trying to save.

You: Oh god, that jerks trying to take my friends seat! Double ass, activate!

by The one true person November 29, 2009